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Don’t worry, neither are we. In a world of make believe and insta-gratification, we represent something far more real.  The overly image-conscious need not apply...


SKU: 364115376135191
  • Semi-Fitted, and super-soft - we spent 18 months (and a lot of F*ck ups) getting this bit just right. Actually, perfect.


    Breathable, durable and oh so tactile, our Tri-Blend of 50% polyester / 25% combed ring spun cotton / 25% rayon hits that sweet spot.


    Shown here in White on Black.


    SMALL: 18” width, 27” length MEDIUM: 20” width, 28” length LARGE: 22” width, 29” length X-LARGE: 24” width, 30” length


    Gasoline Tequila® and Not A Public Figure® are registered trademarks of Gasoline Tequila, LLC

  • We ship everywhere in the continental US via USPS, Fedex, or UPS. 

    We accept returns on damaged goods only, and accept exhanges on clothing for size reasons only subject to size being available. 

    Our policy lasts 15 days after shipment was mailed out. If 15 days have gone by after your shipment was sent for delivery we unfortunately can't offer you a return or exchange. Your item(s) must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. 

    To complete your return or exchange please email

    Refunds (if applicable): Once your item(s) are received & inspected we will notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund and/or exhange. If you're approved then your refund will be processed and a credit will be applied to your credit card or original method of payment. 

    Customer will be responsible for paying for their own shipping costs for exhanging item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund. Since we are unable to guarantee that we received your item, you should strongly consider using a trackable shipping service and/or purchasing shipping insurance. 

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